Saturday, 23 March 2019

Vendor personalities

Postmaster Kadi 55-30
We've probably all been amused from time to time, by the rambling dialog of vendors in Destiny's social spaces. One such vendor with a persistent prattle is the android 55-30 series Postmaster, known as Kadi. Here is some of the verbiage this character reveals ... seemingly talking to itself:







"Package for Banshee ... Oh dear! Tic - tic - tic."

"Room 207?" Room 207. Warlock tower!"

"Bad rattle ... very bad!"

"Dead Orbit package; spare parts ... leaking! Oh dear!!"

"Excess radiation ... quarantine it."

"Oh dear ... it broke!"

"Bad address. That tower's empty ... isn't it?"

"Not possible!"

"Broken ... broken ... broken."

"Package for the Speaker."

"For Ms Eva Levante."

"Package for Commander Zavala ... kind man."

"Down to the city and up again. Not enough time."

"Xeno-biological materials ..."

"Full of rocks? Books! Books for the Titans. Too heavy!"

Too heavy ... too heavy!"

"Bad rattle in this one."


""Impossible route."

"Package for Warlock. Stop floating! Bad package!"

"Message for Xûr. What's Xûr?"

"HP30 decanoid ... double-time, double-time!"

"We are re-establishing signals to the Reef."

"C30G is lost in the city. We're understaffed already. Can't fix the route."

"Three hours down to the city for Dead Orbit. Three hours back again. Not enough time."

"Scanning all signals for Watch Rays for Oryx ... Scanning."


"A55BLNR and DG56 are down ... oh dear!"

Source: Me (sitting near Kadi in the Tower, jotting down what it said)


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